I can’t believe this is a real film but yes, “Trump vs. The Illuminati” does exist. It’s an animated film but it makes “Foodfight!” look like a Disney film. This is so cheap and amateurish that it feels like something a university student did as a first animation test. The film feels like it was written by somebody that exclusively watches “Ancient Aliens” on tv.

In this insane film, a clone of Donald Trump created by the Chinese government escapes an apocalyptic Earth after the real Donald Trump starts a nuclear war. He’s been living on Mars for 1,000 years. Now, he’s needed to help fight against The Illuminati in an intergalactic battle. Sadly, this hilarious premise is underplayed by this disastrously bad film.

The big problem with this film is the animation on the characters. Donald Trump wears an astronaut helmet throughout the film so we can barely see his face, I’m sure this was a decision to mask the facial animations when he speaks. None of the characters move with any logic. They all seem like they’re part of an animation test; it’s just so awkward. The Trump impression is pretty mediocre. I don’t know why The Illuminati are shown as aliens.

With an absolutely ridiculous premise like this, we could have had a funny film but it’s so badly made. The novelty of the premise wears off after minutes and we’re stuck with looking at clunky animation after clunky animation. This is honestly so embarrassing. I feel like this was never intended to be released because it seems like a draft, like we’re waiting for them to go back in and sort out the animations. Maybe then everything wouldn’t move like they’re characters in “The Sims” videogames. If you want some crazy alien conspiracy stuff, just go and watch “Ancient Aliens” instead.