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2-Headed Shark Attack - 1 star

“2-Headed Shark Attack” is your typical goofy, low-budget shark movie. These films get churned out by the dozen with as little effort as possible. “2-Headed Shark Attack” certainly delivers on its premise and gives you one of the funniest monsters ever seen in a film.

A group of students doing a semester at sea find the vessel damaged and they take refuge on a nearby island. However, getting off the island is going to be a problem as a two-headed shark is lurking in the water. They cannot simply wait it out though as the whole island appears to be unstable and could collapse at any minute.

You know this is a bad movie when it stars Carmen Electra (“Scary Movie”, “Meet The Spartans”). She is of course absolutely awful here but she’s not the only one. All the actors and actresses give pathetic performances. You know exactly which of the students are going to survive. There are plenty of voluptuous bimbos and muscular boneheads for the shark to munch on. Of course, you are here to see the two-headed shark. It looks absolutely hilarious. The special effects on it are abysmal but that just makes it even funnier. You want the shark to eat up every last one of the annoying humans.

“2-Headed Shark Attack” has spawned some sequels, starting with “3-Headed Shark Attack”. Basically, if you enjoy seeing killer sharks with multiple heads, you have a whole franchise to look forward to. This is a really bad movie but it’s pretty much exactly what I expected it to be. If you want anything even remotely classy then you are looking in the wrong place. Unsurprisingly, this is from production company The Asylum. It seems that when they’re not making rip-offs of the latest blockbusters, they’re pumping out low-budget shark movies.

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