Just when I thought the Wayans brothers couldn’t do any worse than “Scary Movie”, they make “Little Man”. This is easily one of the worst comedies ever made. It’s so bad that I found myself intrigued in the same way that I’m curious about what happens when an atom bomb hits. It’s not even original as it has a premise vaguely similar to “Baby Buggy Bunny”, a 1954 Bugs Bunny short.

In “Little Man”, a short crook (Marlon Wayans) leaves prison and joins his buddy (Tracy Morgan “Cop Out”) on a job to steal a diamond. However, the cops show up so he hides the diamond. In order to retrieve it, the criminal disguises himself as a baby and enters the home of Darryl (Shawn Wayans) and Vanessa (Kerry Washington “Django Unchained”, “Save The Last Dance”).

Watching Marlon Wayans head superimposed on a short person’s body is horrifying. The special effects are never convincing and it just looks disturbing. It’s like the brief moment in “Junior” where we see a C.G.I. Arnold Schwarzenegger face on a baby but this is for an entire movie. He’s not funny and just incredibly mean and creepy. Shawn Wayans is awful here too. He’s so dull and unpleasant to watch. Brittany Daniel (“Club Dread”), David Alan Grier (“Jumanji”) and Lochlyn Munro (“Unforgiven”) are among those that appear here after being in previous projects involving the Wayans family. To make things even worse, Rob Schneider (“Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo”) shows up.

“Little Man” is a disgusting movie where we see a dog pee in a man’s mouth, a thermometer inserted into someone’s bottom and a man have diarrhoea. The whole experience is just gross and ugly. The special effects are so unbelievably bad that I think I’m going to have nightmares with Marlon Wayans’ face being stuck on a midget’s body. If you value your sanity, stay far away from the abomination that is “Little Man”.