“Nurse 3D” is a really goofy film that mixes together the slasher and stalker genres. It’s a silly movie that you will definitely chuckle at but I can hardly recommend it.

Danni Rogers (Katrina Bowden “Piranha 3DD”, “Sex Drive”) is a nurse that finds her life turned upside-down when she befriends a colleague by the name of Abby (Paz de la Huerta “Enter The Void”). It turns out that Abby is a psychopathic stalker that likes to murder cheating men and she’s now got her sights set on Danni. Abby is a master of manipulation and soon has everyone turned against Danni.

Paz de la Huerta’s Abby Russell is certainly a more memorable slasher villain than the endless parade of muscular guys wearing masks. She definitely has some personality but she’s not remotely scary. The scene where she tortures a guy by threatening to remove his manhood with a saw just comes across as hilarious as she prances around in nothing but her bra. I sort of feel bad that they didn’t do any sequels because this nurse character deserves to be up there with Freddy, Jason and Leatherface. I would argue that she’s actually more competent at killing than any of them. Katrina Bowden is forgettable as Danni. The other characters are not very interesting.

“Nurse 3D” is a stupid horror/thriller that is pretty much like watching the original “Halloween II” (with its hospital setting) mixed with a film like “Play Misty For Me” or “The Boy Next Door”. There are lots of gratuitous shots of the female characters in their underwear or with no underwear so the filmmakers know who their target audience is. If you want a goofy slasher flick with a lot of nudity then look no further than “Nurse 3D”. For anybody wanting something even vaguely intelligent, don’t come anywhere near it.