“Catwoman” is living proof that sometimes moviemakers don’t care about what they’re handing to audience just about how much money they make as “Catwoman” is ridiculous boring in every conceivable and inconceivable way but that sadly isn’t even the half of it so let me unwillingly delve into the awful mess left by “Catwoman”.

In “Catwoman”, we meet the light-hearted Patience Phillips (Halle Berry “Die Another Day”); she’s a graphic designer for some beauty product company. When she accidentally stumbles upon a secret plan hatched by some skin care designers she is murdered. Then because of cats she is brought back to life and unlike any other version I’ve ever seen of the character she becomes a vigilante as she tries to hunt down the person responsible for her death.

Halle Berry is okay as Patience although the character was incredibly poor to begin with. There’s also a police officer named Tom (Benjamin Bratt “Miss Congeniality”), who Patience has a relationship of sorts after he wants to apologise after thinking she was suicidal. I seriously cannot believe how stupid that is. Sharon Stone (“Basic Instinct”) plays the evil skin cream maker. Honestly, that has to be the worst idea for a villain in a comic book movie that I have ever come across. Maybe they were planning to have an evil shampoo maker for the sequel.

“Catwoman” is uninteresting, unfunny and just generally poor. The film is stupid and unintelligent. I thought movies like “Dumb And Dumberer” were idiotic but “Catwoman” seems to surpass it when it comes to awfulness. Nothing about “Catwoman” is in anyway fun. If you aren’t bored while witnessing the horrendous “Catwoman” then I just don’t know. The film is appalling beyond comprehension and it’s the kind of movie you would dare someone to watch. If you haven’t seen “Catwoman” then that itself is quite frankly a blessing and you should consider yourself far beyond lucky.