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Earth Girls Are Easy - Zero stars

“Earth Girls Are Easy” is a science comedy with musical numbers and is truly among the worst films in existence because it is so stupid and so weird that I honestly believe you’d have more fun staring at a wall for 90 minutes or so (the same length as the movie) because at least you’d have your own imagination to play with and not have these unfunny images thrust in your face.

Three aliens (Jim Carrey “The Cable Guy”, Damon Wayans “White Chicks” and Jeff Goldblum “Jurassic Park”) crash-land on Earth and meet a young woman named Valerie (Geena Davis “Beetlejuice”, “The Long Kiss Goodnight”). She then has to try and hide the aliens as she drains her pool so the aliens can fly home and what follows is a series of woefully unfunny scenarios, which are just plain bizarre.

The acting in this film is awful. There is a reason why when discussing any of the major cast members nobody ever brings this film up and that’s because people want to try their hardest to erase from memory. The aliens just make strange noises and scream a lot and the human characters are very dull. Nobody has anything interesting say.

The movie is ridiculous, I spotted a few plot holes, the acting is poor, the jokes are dumb, the music numbers are dud and I don’t know if this is meant to be a homage or a spoof of the sci-fi genre. “Earth Girls Are Easy” never made me smile; it just made me think there isn’t much hope for the human race when we are capable of producing such weak entertainment. Even some of the worst comedies out there can have you giggle at least once but with this film I didn’t know what to think. It’s easier to win an Olympic medal than it is to find anything engaging in this dreadful movie.

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