“Blubberella” is a gross spoof film from Uwe Boll (“Postal”, “Darfur”). The film is apparently a parody of Boll’s “BloodRayne: The Third Reich” and uses the same cast and sets as that movie. Only Boll would make a parody of a third film in a relatively obscure franchise (made by him) based on a videogame franchise the masses have never heard of. This movie is awful with tons of crude gags that just don’t work.

Blubberella (Lindsay Hollister “Get Smart”) is an overweight half-vampire that battles the Nazis after they have ruined her attempts to meet Jewish men through online dating. I’m not making this up, that’s seriously the plot of this movie.

The Blubberella character is just not funny in the slightest. She’s fat and likes to eat a lot and that’s pretty much here entire character. The gag wears out before the first scene is even over. The other characters are just absolutely horrendous. We have a creepy homosexual resistance fighter, an abusive mother (played by a man in blackface) and lots of prostitutes. Boll even appears as Adolf Hitler. After enduring several of Boll’s movies, I cannot think of another individual more suited to the role of an evil madman than him.

“Blubberella” has some truly disgusting jokes including a scene where rolling pills are being inserted inside a woman. Much of it just feels awkward and unprofessional. It’s like a rehearsal for a comedy sketch on the internet. It’s not quite as bad as Boll’s “Rampage” or “House of the Dead” but it’s pretty close. I cannot compare it to the third “BloodRayne” film as I’ve not seen it but knowing the standard of Boll’s work and having sat through the first “BloodRayne”, I can imagine it being pretty terrible. Also, don’t get this film confused with the far superior “Barbarella”.